#41: You don't know what it's like

Quite a quandary for the reader: Does anyone really know what being something like that is like? Or does she/he even dare to find out?

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Name: snow_cat
Comment: ~- - ~ n ROFL to the suttle edits you made sirs,
^ - - ^ I had to check my logsheet to see if I actually wrote it as it appears there, the fact that I am a typical thin, scruffy university student, who doesn’t shave every week and walks a block each day because he is too cheap to buy shaving cream and a bus-pass is conspicuously missing.
July 8, 2006, 06:13 PM

Name: snow_cat
Comment: ~ -.- ^ Had to laugh,
^ - - ^ This is not an uncommon ability among humans,
^ •_- ^ I can and do scratch behind my ears with my toes, among other places.
< o_o >m Therefore, by my own experience I blame the tight shorts for Xandra’s trouble.

(warning: the following text is a trap)
Developing 'extended reach' is a regular part of selfdefense training as there are many situations where you need to put your foot somewhere awkward. Among my peers those who have completed four years of [preteen or adult] training then quit are still able to reach the back of their heads without trouble, costume permitting.

Granted, I am more nimble than most, given that I developed a habit of using my feet to open doors, pick up things, brush my teeth, etc. while my hands were broken. And more so as I found it convenient while my hands were full with boxes, tools, or food to cradle my head on my leg or to mouse and type with my feet [likeh issssssssss exam plkwe bhgut wityhj the b opaarde o0n m floort ,not oooooon gftoop].

^ - - ^ But none of this proves that I am some nimble young gymnast sweetie;
^ > < ^ n Hay, I said stop with the mental images!
July 8, 2006, 06:09 PM